Name: The Faeries
D.O.B: Unknown
Full Title: La Fée Verte
Occupation: Entertainers
Figments from the darkest crevices of The Cad’s imagination. These non-corporeal players are the result of his warped humour mixed with a healthy quantity of ‘artemisia pontica’ or ‘roman wormwood’ to the layman.
The distilled wormwood emits trace quantities of thujone (0.35ml/l) which act as a gamma-aminobutyric acid antagonist. This in turn slightly alters function of the right premotor cortex, cerebral peduncle and the three principal subarachnoid cisternæ resulting in increased visuomotor association, serotonergic production and cross-synapsial firing.
Absinthe faeries like kittens, knitting and setting fire to children.