James "Jimi" Bentley
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Jimi was not of woman born. Rather he was from his mothers womb untimely ripped by the last surviving pack of wild Berkshire wolverines. Raised in a loving wolfish family for many years until the 'services of social' intervened and removed him from his pack stating that “his educational needs were not being met”. Upon reflection it became clear that the educational needs in question were of the incredibly “special” variety and that leaving him in human education would surely result in loss of childish throats and what little remained of his mind. Jimi escaped captivity to begin a feral existence as a half wolf-child-man being.
That was how Tax Deductible discovered him; foraging in their warehouse after being attracted by the matted hairs of Chris’ beard and the warm inviting scent of Lewis’ washing basket. They took pity on the poor creature and gave him his first job as a company guard dog. He progressed well and is now allowed to perform any roles that more attractive and better trained members refuse to lower themselves to. He is eternally grateful for the opportunity and welcomes being surrounded by people so similar in hygiene and grooming standards as his long forgotten mum and dad.
When not busy writing excessively long bios Jimi wastes time writing, acting, teching and providing a bottomless font of knowledge for Tax Deductible.