Rose Romain

Download C.V.

Rose was asked to join Tax Deductible after it became apparent that all our female members were blonde. Her gleaming sable locks help redress the Arian dominance of this otherwise liberal collective.
Terrifying in countenance, it is said that one gaze from her steely eyes can render small mammals catatonic. This is her preferred method of hunting. When in heat she has been known to take down game up to four times her own body weight. This increase in metabolism can be directly linked to the presence of four key sebaceous enzymes produced by dedicated merocrine glands during the mating season. After locating and copulating with a suitable mate Rose will remove the head of the newly deceased father and lay thousands upon thousands of glistening eggs within the eviscerated carcass.
Rosie acts for Tax Deductible, enjoys singing in the shower and skipping. She plays flute, triangle and dog.

Back